This is from the AP-
EXPORT, Pa. – Pennsylvania State Police say a man was drunk when he hopped on a lawn tractor and drove it to buy more beer.
Police say 63-year-old Ford Earl Broome, of Export, was stopped by a state trooper at about 8 p.m. on Sept. 6.
The trooper says he stopped Broome near [...]
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What a combo! Two things men enjoy, tits and golf.
Lingerie company Triumph’s newest conception is this crazy green bra that transforms into a putting green. If you get a ball into the boob hole, a built-in speaker says: “Nice shot!”
The golf bra can be easily removed any time the wearer wants to practice some topless
If [...]
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The man-made global warming crowd doesn’t understand that weather can’t be controlled by having government raise your taxes, take your job and dictate your life.
Weather works in cycles and always has. Wake Up People!
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Dear Casey,
It was another boring night in Knoxville when me and two of my UT football buddies decided to commit ARMED ROBBERY on some dudes in a 1998 Hyundai Elantra at a Pilot gas staion, and surprise surprise the guys driving the 1998 Hyundai Elantra didn’t have any money.
Well, we were arrested with [...]
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Dr Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker have been awarded the prestigious prize!!
Enjoy-
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The movie The Age Of Stupid preaches the doomsday scenario of human extinction by 2055 and says humans will be to blame for this situation because we fly too much.
Journalist and film maker, Phelim McAleer, attended the New York City premiere of The Age of Stupid. McAleer began asking the celebrities how they got to [...]
If this guy went to my college, he would have gotten his ass kicked EVERY day!!
Ragnar Bengtsson, a 26 year old male Swedish college student, has begun pumping his breasts at three-hour intervals in a 90-day experiment to see if he can lactate. If he succeeds, he said, it could prove “very important for men’s ability to [...]
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I hadn’t planned on so many quotes in the last couple of days, but when I heard this today on the Chuck and Chernoff show on 680 The Fan here in the ATL, I had to post it.
Tennessee coach Bruce Pearl has apologized for the off-the-cuff remark he made while speaking to a group of [...]
‘The Republicans lie! They want to see you dead! They’d rather make money off your dead corpse! They kind of like it when that woman has cancer and they don’t have anything for her. that’s how the insurance companies make money — by denying the coverage. My God!! Democrats, what’s wrong with you? You can’t [...]
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It’s mid September, it’s cold as hell and you’re sitting in some bleachers at a stadium. You and your hoser buddy are both wearing flannel shirts, touques and drinking ice cold Molson’s because it’s so damn cold outside that the beer could be nothing but cold. Where the hell are you, eh?
That’s right, you’re at [...]
The nuts at PETA are at it again. They want to rent out a closing prison building in Troutville, VA just outside of Roanoke, and turn it into the nation’s first chicken empathy museum. A People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals official sent a letter Monday to Gov. Tim Kaine asking to rent the Botetourt Correctional [...]
I have always thought that some of the dumbest people in the world are people that live anywhere that it’s cold, and worry, even for five minutes, about global warming. I mean, what kind of dumbass is sitting in Chicago in February, it’s 15 degrees below zero outside, you haven’t had any outdoor recreation in 12 weeks, it takes you [...]
I guess it’s going to be up to Roger Goodell to decide how cool this video is.
Is Michael Vick the dumbest man on the planet? Probably not.
Does he make decisions in his life that indicate that he possibly could be the dumbest man on the planet? Ron Mexico says, “Sí, señor.” Ron Mexico is the [...]
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How do you get thrown out of one, and why would you come back and stab one of its workers?
Maybe they have dirtier ears than we do here, but don’t you just take some soap on the end of your finger, stick it in your ear, wiggle it back and forth, rinse and voila you’ve got [...]
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Yeah, but throwing out the ‘jungle-monkey’ card doesn’t help that perception.
Just when I thought the Gates’ mess had finally ebbed, Boston, MA police officer Justin Barrett opens his big mouth, and in turn, a brand new can of worms. The media never could find the white racist they wanted when the Gates/Crowly incident began, and [...]
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