Big Ed on November 12th, 2009

Dear Casey,
It was another boring night in Knoxville when me and two of my UT football buddies decided to commit ARMED ROBBERY on some dudes in a 1998 Hyundai Elantra at a Pilot gas staion, and surprise surprise the guys driving the 1998 Hyundai Elantra didn’t have any money.
Well, we were arrested with [...]

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Apparently Coach Leach has it out for one of his player’s ‘fat little girlfriends.’ He mentions her four times in this press conference after last weeks loss to Texas A&M.
I hate to go all grammar patrol on Coach Leach, but isn’t the ‘fat little’ in ‘fat little girlfriend’ an oxymoron?
The only thing that I can [...]

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Big Ed on October 18th, 2009

I’m an Atlanta native (yes there are 8 of us including my wife), I wrote this to the folks I’m in a suicide pool with in Chicago. Think SNL 1990-
Da mighty Falcons are going to destroy da pathetic Bears.
Unless da Bears can clone 53 little angry Ditkas by game time, da Falcons are going to [...]

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Big Ed on September 29th, 2009

We believe in one Quarterback, Tim Tebow Almighty, Maker of Heismans and Championships, and of all things airborne and ground-based.
We believe in one Coach, Urban Meyer, the only Husband of Shelly,
eternally besotted of the Herbstreit,
Gone from Bowling Green, Lit from Utah,
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Big Ed on September 24th, 2009

It’s mid September, it’s cold as hell and you’re sitting in some bleachers at a stadium. You and your hoser buddy are both wearing flannel shirts, touques and drinking ice cold Molson’s because it’s so damn cold outside that the beer could be nothing but cold. Where the hell are you, eh?
That’s right, you’re at [...]

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Big Ed on September 23rd, 2009

James Salzer, of the AJC, is reporting that officials with the College Football Hall of Fame will announce Thursday that it is moving from South Bend, Ind., home of the University of Notre Dame, to Atlanta.
Atlanta is the perfect home for the Hall. The city is home to 5.5 million people and is the capital [...]

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Big Ed on September 23rd, 2009

Steven Sylvester, a GA Tech player, should have heeded that warning last Thursday night against Miami.
Miami’s Jordan Futch lays Sylvester out.
What a hit!!
Enjoy-

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Big Ed on September 14th, 2009

This play from the Denver-Cincinnati game yesterday was one of the most unusual I’ve seen.
Cincinnati had scored to take the lead at 7-6 with one minute left in the game.
On the play before, Kyle Orton was almost intercepted, but then threw a ball into triple coverage that was tipped into the air. Stokley caught [...]

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Big Ed on September 4th, 2009

So much for the NCAA mandate that college football teams shake hands before the game. The thirty players that met at midfield in last nights Boise St-Oregon game, to greet each other, looked awkward at best, and just plain stupid at worst.
Apparently the good intentioned rule didn’t help out the acrimony that ensued after the [...]

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I can’t wait for the Kansas fragrence. I hear that it will smell like the underside of Mark Mangino’s fat flaps. They’ll call it Mangino’s Man Stink.
Can’t get enough of your favorite team’s merchandise? You have college stuff to look at, from mugs, to pillows to doormats, and half of the items play your team’s fight [...]

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I guess it’s going to be up to Roger Goodell to decide how cool this video is.
 
Is Michael Vick the dumbest man on the planet? Probably not.
Does he make decisions in his life that indicate that he possibly could be the dumbest man on the planet? Ron Mexico says, “Sí, señor.” Ron Mexico is the [...]

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Big Ed on August 9th, 2009

There is a preseason football game on this evening, and although I won’t be watching, it does signal the beginning of the end of summer. It also signals that fall is just around the corner.
We had football tryouts for my son yesterday, and we will start practices next Saturday
I love fall, and I love football. [...]

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Faggot.
No really, it’s his word. He used it to describe the pre-game dance of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish last year. The Hawaiian football team does a traditional Hawaiian Island greeting dance before each game, and Notre Dame decided to mock the football team’s dance.
At the WAC media days on Thursday, Hawaii’s football coach Greg [...]

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Not Dressed to the Nines

T-shirt?
What, his wife-beater was at the laundry?
  Hey Favre, how about mixing in a collar?
 I hate to wear a suit, but I do have a rule in life that says, if someone goes to all the trouble to DIE, then I’ll have the decency to put on a coat and tie.
Memo to [...]

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July 5, 2009 8:03pm
The sad story of Steve McNair’s death over the weekend was made even worse by the fact that it looks like his lover did it. McNair was shot four times, twice to the head, and the woman, 20 year old Sahel Kazemi, was shot once to the head. The gun was found under her body, [...]

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