This is from the AP-
EXPORT, Pa. – Pennsylvania State Police say a man was drunk when he hopped on a lawn tractor and drove it to buy more beer.
Police say 63-year-old Ford Earl Broome, of Export, was stopped by a state trooper at about 8 p.m. on Sept. 6.
The trooper says he stopped Broome near [...]
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Is this some kind of joke?
This is just another case of Obama and his cast of characters wanting to treat these American hating terrorists as criminals. These Islamic Jihadists have declared war on America and should be treated as the enemy combatants that they are. This is total insanity, and really shines a light on [...]
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Dear Casey,
It was another boring night in Knoxville when me and two of my UT football buddies decided to commit ARMED ROBBERY on some dudes in a 1998 Hyundai Elantra at a Pilot gas staion, and surprise surprise the guys driving the 1998 Hyundai Elantra didn’t have any money.
Well, we were arrested with [...]
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Two Cage Fighting Drag Queens and a Man Dressed up as Spider Man Are Walking Down the Street when…
Sounds like the beginning of a bad joke doesn’t it?
Well it did turn out to be a bad joke for three thugs in the UK. They were harassing people walking down the street in the middle of [...]
‘And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper.’ That quote from the movie Fargo is probably my wife’s favorite movie quote of all time. She does a great Francis McDormand.
CNN is reporting that Guy Heinze Jr., the man who allegedly beat eight members of his family to death and put another one [...]
Yeah, but at least we’re not cannibals!!!
When I say that Bill Rice gave the man the finger, I mean Bill Rice gave the man the finger.
A fight between opponents and supporters of health care reform ended with one man biting off another man’s pinky.
Police spokesman Frank O’Hanlon said about 100 people demonstrating in favor of [...]
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Where else will you find law enforcment agents arming sexy waitresses and taking pictures of them?
Midland County, TX Sheriff Gary Painter fired one deputy and suspended three others without pay after a scantily dressed waitress holding a rifle posed for photographs on the hood of a police cruiser. Round Rock officers were dispatched to the [...]
John William Moyer, 60, has been found guilty of touching Brittney Duncan McGoldrick who was wearing a Minnie Mouse custom at her job at Disney World.
John William Moyer, 60, squeezed the cartoon character’s buttocks and
grabbed her breasts as the two posed for a photo at the Magic Kingdom’s ‘Toon Town’, in Orlando, Florida.
During the trial the theme [...]
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Like my football coaches used to say, “The eye in the sky don’t lie,” when talking about video taping games and scrimmages. The ‘eyes in the sky’ that follow in this post don’t lie either. All of it is on tape, and it shows several union thugs beating up conservative activist Ken Gladney.
Type in the [...]
Dennis D. Cretton, of St Clair County IL, was arrested yesterday after being caught weaving in and out of traffic on his mower while returning from the gas station where he purchased a 12-pack of Meister Brau and lottery tickets, according to police.
Law officers had received a lot of recent complaints about the drunken lawnmower driver, but this was [...]
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The only good thing that could have come of this was if the police said the women had Krazy Glued his penis to his chest instead of his stomach. He’d be even more popular than he apparently is.
Donessa Davis of Wisconsin found out the hard way what can happen when you spread your love all over town.
His wife, Tracy, discovered that [...]
Ice cream so good it’s addictive!!
A Mister Softee ice cream truck driver was busted in Long Island, NY after stopping off at a drug dealer’s house to buy marijuana and cocaine, police said on Sunday.
Kenneth Leiton, 22, parked his ice cream truck on Newton St. in Westbury at 4:18 p.m. Saturday, according to the Nassau County police.
Neighbors became suspicious when the [...]
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How do you get thrown out of one, and why would you come back and stab one of its workers?
Maybe they have dirtier ears than we do here, but don’t you just take some soap on the end of your finger, stick it in your ear, wiggle it back and forth, rinse and voila you’ve got [...]
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Forced abortions. Mass sterilization. A “Planetary Regime” with the power of life and death over American citizens.
Sounds like a follow up to the 1973 dystopian science fiction movie Soylent Green doesn’t it?
Nah, just excerpts from a 1977 book entitled ECOSCIENCE, written by Obama’s Science Czar John Holdren.
Here are some other things that Holdren, the man [...]
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