This is from the AP-
EXPORT, Pa. – Pennsylvania State Police say a man was drunk when he hopped on a lawn tractor and drove it to buy more beer.
Police say 63-year-old Ford Earl Broome, of Export, was stopped by a state trooper at about 8 p.m. on Sept. 6.
The trooper says he stopped Broome near [...]
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Is this some kind of joke?
This is just another case of Obama and his cast of characters wanting to treat these American hating terrorists as criminals. These Islamic Jihadists have declared war on America and should be treated as the enemy combatants that they are. This is total insanity, and really shines a light on [...]
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What a combo! Two things men enjoy, tits and golf.
Lingerie company Triumph’s newest conception is this crazy green bra that transforms into a putting green. If you get a ball into the boob hole, a built-in speaker says: “Nice shot!”
The golf bra can be easily removed any time the wearer wants to practice some topless
If [...]
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It’s Alive! It’s Alive! It’s Alive! The reports of the death of fiscal conservatism were greatly exaggerated!!
And what is up with democrats claiming that the most important race of the evening was the 23 district up there in Canada? Hell they’re not even Americans. How do they get a representative in the US Congress anyway? [...]
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The man-made global warming crowd doesn’t understand that weather can’t be controlled by having government raise your taxes, take your job and dictate your life.
Weather works in cycles and always has. Wake Up People!
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Dick’s Sporting Goods’ web site is NOT dicks.com.
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Let me see if I understand all this….
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE TURKEY BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU SPEND THE REST [...]
Apparently Coach Leach has it out for one of his player’s ‘fat little girlfriends.’ He mentions her four times in this press conference after last weeks loss to Texas A&M.
I hate to go all grammar patrol on Coach Leach, but isn’t the ‘fat little’ in ‘fat little girlfriend’ an oxymoron?
The only thing that I can [...]
It’s time to take your medicine!!
Pelosi is pulled so tight that watching her is like watching a Hitchcock film. You know something is fixing to unravel you’re just not sure when it will happen. One day that stitch that holds her face up is going to give, and then God help us all!
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When it comes to Afghanistan, what are President Obama’s priorities? Giving the troops the resources they need to win the war or going to fundraising events?
The president called Afghanistan a war of necessity. He said victory was vital to our security. He hand picked the general that has made recommendations back in AUGUST to add [...]
I don’t know why the Democratic Party is called the progressive party. I think of throwing money away like a drunken sailor on leave as actually a very old governing idea.
Well it’s not just their ideas that are old and stale. It’s their constituents that are old and well dead.
Reynolds Smith Jr. was a stalwart Democratic [...]
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Dr Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker have been awarded the prestigious prize!!
Enjoy-
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Did y’all hear that they just awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics to the guys that figured out that Mentos mixed with Diet Coke causes it to explode?
Here are the winners in action. This threw it over the top for the committee!!-
Thx to Ken S
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Two Cage Fighting Drag Queens and a Man Dressed up as Spider Man Are Walking Down the Street when…
Sounds like the beginning of a bad joke doesn’t it?
Well it did turn out to be a bad joke for three thugs in the UK. They were harassing people walking down the street in the middle of [...]
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