This is from the AP-
EXPORT, Pa. – Pennsylvania State Police say a man was drunk when he hopped on a lawn tractor and drove it to buy more beer.
Police say 63-year-old Ford Earl Broome, of Export, was stopped by a state trooper at about 8 p.m. on Sept. 6.
The trooper says he stopped Broome near [...]

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Big Ed on November 12th, 2009

What a combo! Two things men enjoy, tits and golf.

Lingerie company Triumph’s newest conception is this crazy green bra that transforms into a putting green. If you get a ball into the boob hole, a built-in speaker says: “Nice shot!”
The golf bra can be easily removed any time the wearer wants to practice some topless
If [...]

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Big Ed on November 12th, 2009

Dick’s Sporting Goods’ web site is NOT dicks.com.

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Big Ed on November 12th, 2009

Dear Casey,
It was another boring night in Knoxville when me and two of my UT football buddies decided to commit ARMED ROBBERY on some dudes in a 1998 Hyundai Elantra at a Pilot gas staion, and surprise surprise the guys driving the 1998 Hyundai Elantra didn’t have any money.
Well, we were arrested with [...]

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Apparently Coach Leach has it out for one of his player’s ‘fat little girlfriends.’ He mentions her four times in this press conference after last weeks loss to Texas A&M.
I hate to go all grammar patrol on Coach Leach, but isn’t the ‘fat little’ in ‘fat little girlfriend’ an oxymoron?
The only thing that I can [...]

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Big Ed on October 23rd, 2009

Enjoy-

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.
Thx to Kent N!!
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Big Ed on October 18th, 2009

I’m an Atlanta native (yes there are 8 of us including my wife), I wrote this to the folks I’m in a suicide pool with in Chicago. Think SNL 1990-
Da mighty Falcons are going to destroy da pathetic Bears.
Unless da Bears can clone 53 little angry Ditkas by game time, da Falcons are going to [...]

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Big Ed on October 14th, 2009

Pills and booze don’t mix. That’s why I take the pills with the chaser!!- Big ED
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Big Ed on October 13th, 2009

PALM BAY, Fla.  —  Police say a mother, father and 15-year-old son were electrocuted while putting up a ham radio antenna in their Palm Bay home.

The victims were not identified Tuesday morning.
Authorities say rescue crews responded to a 911 call about the electrocution Monday evening when they found the three on the ground not breathing.
Authorities [...]

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Dr Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker have been awarded the prestigious prize!!
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Did y’all hear that they just awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics to the guys that figured out that Mentos mixed with Diet Coke causes it to explode?
Here are the winners in action. This threw it over the top for the committee!!-

 
 
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Two Cage Fighting Drag Queens and a Man Dressed up as Spider Man Are Walking Down the Street when…
Sounds like the beginning of a bad joke doesn’t it?
Well it did turn out to be a bad joke for three thugs in the UK. They were harassing people walking down the street in the middle of [...]

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Big Ed on October 7th, 2009

The movie The Age Of Stupid preaches the doomsday scenario of human extinction by 2055 and says humans will be to blame for this situation because we fly too much.
Journalist and film maker, Phelim McAleer, attended the New York City premiere of The Age of Stupid. McAleer began asking the celebrities how they got to [...]

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I was listening to The Regular Guys (link to the right) this morning and they started discussing the Fox News show Red Eye and CNN talking about the poor ratings at CNN. How bad has it gotten over at Atlanta based CNN? In the age 25-54 age demographic that advertisers most covet, the 3am Fox News show [...]

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Big Ed on October 4th, 2009

This is a pretty cool invention that I wish was around when my son learned to ride his bike.
Check out the Gyrowheel-

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