Big Ed on October 23rd, 2009

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Big Ed on October 4th, 2009

This is a pretty cool invention that I wish was around when my son learned to ride his bike.
Check out the Gyrowheel-

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Big Ed on September 30th, 2009

But now there’s hope!!

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Big Ed on September 14th, 2009

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Big Ed on July 12th, 2009

The new (well, it’s new to me) Chia Obama can be purchased here. Its not a joke. You can really get one, although I’d dunk the head in water for more than the recommended time.

They’re $19.99. If  you can’t afford one, the government will force your neighbor to buy you one.
 Walgreens pulled these from their stores in April, [...]

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Big Ed on July 11th, 2009

Here is the last commercial Billy Mays filmed. It was done two weeks before his death.
Watch as he hoists himself under the bow of a 500 ton ship that’s being towed. The rope that is towing the ship is being held together by Mighty Putty, not the swing Mr Mays is sitting on, under the [...]

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Big Ed on July 9th, 2009

July 9, 2009 1:33pm
Oscar Mayer passed away last Monday. He was 95.
In keeping with his wishes for a small funeral, the world famous Wienermobile will not make an appearance.
Mayer’s request was for a small private funeral.
The Weinermobile had been present at past funerals of Mayer family members. 
FYI- The Wienermobile’s Wisconsin license plate says YUMMY. Once it was [...]

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Big Ed on July 9th, 2009

July 9, 2009 9:00am
What will they brand the new ad campaign? Toking for taxes?
There is a new ad campaign out there that is pushing for marijuana legalization as a way to raise money to keep all their services funded.
Liberals will never miss an opportunity to tax something. I can’t disagree with the legalization of the [...]

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Big Ed on July 1st, 2009

July 1, 2009 4:00pm
Actor Karl Malden has died at the age of 97.
Most famous for his role as Lt Mike Stone in the 1970’s TV show The Streets of San Francisco, I remember him more as Father Barry in On the Waterfront with Marlon Brando. He’s the man who convinces Brando’s character, Terry Malloy, to [...]

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Big Ed on June 29th, 2009

Is There Any Truth To the Rumor that Vince Shlomi, the Shamwow, guy was seen working on Billy Mays’ plane before it took off?
He apparently talked his way into the hanger by telling security that he had a new fitting for the tire that blew. The fitting was made in Germany and Vince reportedly said, “You [...]

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Big Ed on June 28th, 2009

June 29, 2009 2:22pm
Where were you when you heard the news?
Billy Mays is dead. What is the world coming to?
You know he really should have taken the money over the lifetime supply of OxiClean!!
First it was McMahon, the worlds greatest second banana, then it was Fawcett, one of the most beautiful people ever, then it [...]

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Big Ed on June 25th, 2009

June 25, 2009 2:00pm
Farrah Fawcett has lost her battle with cancer.
Following the death of Ed McMahon earlier this week, we have now lost two giant icons in a span of three days.
We’ve known for some time that she’s been gravely ill, and I’m sure she’s in a better place.
Farrah Fawcett was born in Corpus Christi, [...]

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June 23, 2009 9:30am
Heyo!
86 year old host, pitchman and announcer Ed McMahon passed away peacefully at the Ronald Reagan/UCLA Medical Center this morning, according to his publicist.
Although he did a lot of different projects, everything from pitching power scooters for Pride Mobility, to hosting shows such as Star Search and TV’s Bloopers and Practical Jokes, [...]

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Big Ed on June 15th, 2009

I knew that there would be people freaking out, when the TV stations quit broadcasting in analog signal and only used digital signal on Friday. See here.
The FCC reported that they received over 300,000 calls on Friday alone.
Now to be fair, about thirty percent of the calls were from people trying to get their new [...]

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Big Ed on June 7th, 2009

The Pocket Fisherman-
“With a Johnson reel and twin flex rod that reacts to the slightest nibble.”
Are you sure we’re still talking about an ad for a fishing pole and not an ad for Viagra?
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