Big Ed on October 23rd, 2009

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Thx to Kent N!!
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Big Ed on September 30th, 2009

But now there’s hope!!

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Big Ed on August 26th, 2009

A ‘heads up’ warning for all men who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get project supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends.
Here’s [...]

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Big Ed on August 14th, 2009

John William Moyer, 60, has been found guilty of touching Brittney Duncan McGoldrick who was wearing a Minnie Mouse custom at her job at Disney World.
John William Moyer, 60, squeezed the cartoon character’s buttocks and
grabbed her breasts as the two posed for a photo at the Magic Kingdom’s ‘Toon Town’, in Orlando, Florida.
During the trial the theme [...]

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They’re running Washington DC.
Today is the 40th anniversary of the start of the Woodstock Music and Arts Fair.
I would have loved it. The apex of the hippie movement with all its tie-dye wearing, no bathing, hacky sack kicking, Bongo drum playing, dread lock sporting, make peace not war promoting, LSD taking, VW Van driving, hairy [...]

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Big Ed on July 29th, 2009

If the barn is a rockin’ don’t come a knockin.’
I guess he just wanted a roll in the hay!! He was champing at the bit for a second mount, and wanted to feel that unbridled passion again. (and it is champing by the way)
Two beastiality stories in one week. Maybe it’s the animal f-ers attempt [...]

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World Record Mattress Dominos.
Somebody had a little too much time on their hands at the warehouse.

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Big Ed on July 27th, 2009

When I say this guy’s girlfriend is a real bitch, I mean his girlfriend is a real bitch.
I saw this article over the weekend on ajc.com.
‘A Jonesboro man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with his dog, and was released from jail Friday night on $6,600 bond.
Edwin Robles, 53, faces a felony bestiality charge, according to [...]

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Big Ed on July 11th, 2009

“If the car is a rockin’, we might be cooking up a batch.”
Thursday night, police approached a car in San Antonio, whose occupants were in the middle of a love connection.
Besides the amorous couple, the police found all the chemicals and equipment neede for a meth lab.
Deputy Ino Badillo of the Bexar County sheriffs department [...]

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Big Ed on July 8th, 2009

July 8, 2009 3:00pm
Let me start out by saying that I know absolutely NOTHING about mixed martial arts (MMA) fighting. I don’t get it. I never have. I’ve watched a total of about 30 minutes of it, and it managed to be both excessively brutal and boring at the same time, but hey, if you like [...]

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Big Ed on June 30th, 2009

I taught my 7 year old son to play poker tonight, and he did real well until he actually knew what he was doing. I took all his chips, but it took a couple of hours.
Also, for some reason he can’t get Foreigner’s ‘Hot Blooded’ out of his mind and he keeps singing it.
I think I [...]

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Big Ed on June 29th, 2009

Is There Any Truth To the Rumor that Vince Shlomi, the Shamwow, guy was seen working on Billy Mays’ plane before it took off?
He apparently talked his way into the hanger by telling security that he had a new fitting for the tire that blew. The fitting was made in Germany and Vince reportedly said, “You [...]

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Big Ed on June 25th, 2009

June 25, 2009 11:00
Lay’s to get laid?
An Oklahoma City women has pled guilty to agreeing to have sex with a man for a $30 box of Frit0-Lays.
According to authorities, after agreeing to the price, he whipped out his Ding Dong.
Lahoma Smith says that the man didn’t have any money, so she agreed to the ’snacks for sex’ transaction. [...]

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Big Ed on June 21st, 2009

June 21, 2009 8:54 Father’s Day

 
 
 My wife has now reminded me THREE times now that its called Father’s Day and not Husband’s Day.
You can’t blame a man for trying!
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Big Ed on June 21st, 2009

June 21, 2009 8:17am
Hey, if Kelly Pickler were to endorse a line of condoms, would they be called Pickler Ticklers?
You just can’t make this stuff up folks. Our federal government has spent nearly a half million dollars on a study to try and figure out why men don’t like to wear condoms during sex, and [...]

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