This is from the AP-
EXPORT, Pa. – Pennsylvania State Police say a man was drunk when he hopped on a lawn tractor and drove it to buy more beer.
Police say 63-year-old Ford Earl Broome, of Export, was stopped by a state trooper at about 8 p.m. on Sept. 6.
The trooper says he stopped Broome near [...]

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Big Ed on November 13th, 2009

Is this some kind of joke?
This is just another case of Obama and his cast of characters wanting to treat these American hating terrorists as criminals. These Islamic Jihadists have declared war on America and should be treated as the enemy combatants that they are. This is total insanity, and really shines a light on [...]

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Big Ed on November 12th, 2009

What a combo! Two things men enjoy, tits and golf.

Lingerie company Triumph’s newest conception is this crazy green bra that transforms into a putting green. If you get a ball into the boob hole, a built-in speaker says: “Nice shot!”
The golf bra can be easily removed any time the wearer wants to practice some topless
If [...]

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Big Ed on November 12th, 2009

It’s Alive! It’s Alive! It’s Alive! The reports of the death of fiscal conservatism were greatly exaggerated!!
And what is up with democrats claiming that the most important race of the evening was the 23 district up there in Canada? Hell they’re not even Americans. How do they get a representative in the US Congress anyway? [...]

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The man-made global warming crowd doesn’t understand that weather can’t be controlled by having government raise your taxes, take your job and dictate your life.
Weather works in cycles and always has. Wake Up People!

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Big Ed on November 12th, 2009

Dick’s Sporting Goods’ web site is NOT dicks.com.

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Big Ed on November 12th, 2009

Dear Casey,
It was another boring night in Knoxville when me and two of my UT football buddies decided to commit ARMED ROBBERY on some dudes in a 1998 Hyundai Elantra at a Pilot gas staion, and surprise surprise the guys driving the 1998 Hyundai Elantra didn’t have any money.
Well, we were arrested with [...]

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Big Ed on November 12th, 2009

Let me  see if I understand all  this….

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER  ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12  YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN  BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE  DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU  CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER, YOU GET  SHOT.
IF  YOU CROSS THE TURKEY BORDER ILLEGALLY,  YOU SPEND THE REST [...]

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Apparently Coach Leach has it out for one of his player’s ‘fat little girlfriends.’ He mentions her four times in this press conference after last weeks loss to Texas A&M.
I hate to go all grammar patrol on Coach Leach, but isn’t the ‘fat little’ in ‘fat little girlfriend’ an oxymoron?
The only thing that I can [...]

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