June 22, 2009 4:45pm

What was this dumbass thinking. He has NOOOOO business getting into this car, and I can speak to some authority on that. I’m 6′6″ 290 pounds.

This is-

like trying to stuff a set of golf clubs into a carry-on.

like trying to stuff a marshmellow into a parking meter.

like trying to stuff a marble into a straw.

like trying to stuff a rhinoceros into a back pack.

like trying to stuff a wet noodle up a ducks behind(personal story to follow).

like trying to stuff a sleeping bag into a shot glass.

Enjoy-

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