Big Ed on June 30th, 2009

June 30, 2009 8:56am
This may not be my best work, but I gotta go!!
There’s news out this morning that Michael Jackson had contacted his friend Deepak Chopra, in order to help Michael write a song about man-made global warming.
I wonder what it was to be titled? Heat It!?
I guess Michael thought he could do for [...]

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Big Ed on June 30th, 2009

I taught my 7 year old son to play poker tonight, and he did real well until he actually knew what he was doing. I took all his chips, but it took a couple of hours.
Also, for some reason he can’t get Foreigner’s ‘Hot Blooded’ out of his mind and he keeps singing it.
I think I [...]

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Big Ed on June 29th, 2009

June 29, 2009 6:08 pm
The Chuck E Cheese in Kennesaw, right around the corner from here, was robbed early Sunday morning.
 Employees were confronted as they were leaving the restaurant around 1 a.m. The suspects then ordered them back into the restaurant. The suspects then ordered the safe opened, and the contents of the safe put in a [...]

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Big Ed on June 29th, 2009

June 29, 2009 3:45pm

Warning Scohol Zone Ahead.
This happened near a Miami, Fl elementary school.
I can’t spell cat if you spot me the c and the t, but you think that the guy that paints street warning signs ought to be able to get school right.
The road sign has become the talk of the town, especially for students [...]

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Big Ed on June 29th, 2009

June 30, 2009 1:08pm

Insider trading will take on a WHOLE NEW meaning to Madoff when he’s behind bars.
71 year old crook and cheat Berney Madoff (I guess Ripoff was taken) has been sentenced to 150 years in prison.
Madoff was convicted of running the largest Ponzi scheme in history. He ran the scam by masquerading his investment firm [...]

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Big Ed on June 29th, 2009

Is There Any Truth To the Rumor that Vince Shlomi, the Shamwow, guy was seen working on Billy Mays’ plane before it took off?
He apparently talked his way into the hanger by telling security that he had a new fitting for the tire that blew. The fitting was made in Germany and Vince reportedly said, “You [...]

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Big Ed on June 29th, 2009

Bowling- I rolled a 198 tonite mo-fos. Second highest game ever.
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Big Ed on June 28th, 2009

June 29, 2009 2:22pm
Where were you when you heard the news?
Billy Mays is dead. What is the world coming to?
You know he really should have taken the money over the lifetime supply of OxiClean!!
First it was McMahon, the worlds greatest second banana, then it was Fawcett, one of the most beautiful people ever, then it [...]

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Big Ed on June 28th, 2009

June 28, 2009
What is all this talk about Brazil vs USA?
The only way that this would interest me is if it was a bathing suit competition.
Leave soccer to the South Americans and the Euros.
I’m not saying that these guys aren’t terrific athletes. They are in great shape and are very athletic, but give me a break people. [...]

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Big Ed on June 28th, 2009

Your humble Libertarian Pundit has a few thoughts on the Michael Jackson aftermath.
Celebrities are basically well paid carnies, but instead of us having to travel to the freak show, the “press” brings the freak show to us on our TVs, iPhones and PCs with 24 hr accessibility.
The real sad part is there are millions of parents that are trying [...]

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Big Ed on June 26th, 2009

Michael Jackson comes home, and his girlfriend is packing her bags..
Michael asks, “What are you doing??”
Girlfriend, “Im leaving you! I just found out what you are! You’re a pedophile!”
Michael, “Pfff, you have a big mouth for a 7 year old!”
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Big Ed on June 26th, 2009

I heard that, since Michael Jackson was 99% plastic, he will be melted down and molded into Lego blocks, so that little kids can play with him for a change.
Special thanks to Bill B!!
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Big Ed on June 26th, 2009

I’m honoring the life of Michael Jackson by wearing one glove, and it not on either one of my hands.
Frankly, its getting very uncomfortable!!
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Big Ed on June 26th, 2009

Billy Bob Thornton’s estranged daughter Amanda Brumfield was indicted Wednesday in Florida on charges of murder for the 2008 death of a 1-year-old girl Brumfield was babysitting.
 The 29-year-old daughter of Thornton and ex-wife Melissa Gatlin is facing counts of first-degree murder, aggravated child abuse and aggravated manslaughter. A tearful Brumfield appeared in court accompanied by [...]

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Big Ed on June 26th, 2009

Yesterday was a sad and reflective day for a lot of us. First the news of Farrah Fawcett death, and then later in the afternoon the news of Michael Jackson’s death.
I don’t know about you, but who do I turn to when I need some real spiritual guidance?
You guessed it, none other then the once [...]

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