Seventy one years ago on this date, country singer Johnny Paycheck was born. His most famous song was Take This Job and Shove It written by one of my favorites, David Alan Coe.
Paycheck was one of country music’s original “Outlaws” a group that includes such notables as Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard and Johnny Cash.
Paycheck [...]
We had a gentleman over at our house today who was literally afraid of watermelon. I swear to God that’s a true story. We were cutting up a watermelon and he wouldn’t get near it.
I got on Google and tried to find out what the fear of watermelon is called. I couldn’t find that but [...]
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Some people see the image of the Virgin Mary on the side of a barn or on a piece of toast. Not me. I was unlucky enough to spot this image on the ground at the Shell station in Roswell yesterday afternoon.
It ain’t right I’ll grant you that!!
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***Disclaimer- I’m going to leave this post up for now to let it play out but it looks like this guy may be innocent. The victim in question has pleaded guilty to filing a false report twice before. If this is the case then her dance card needs to be full in jail!!***
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From Rodney Carrington featuring Toby Keith and 50 cent.
“If I’m the only one you ever loved whose underwear are these?”
“If I’m the only one you ever loved how come his pants are down around his shoes?”
Classic and enjoy!
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In a move that will save the three schools a combined $250,000 per year and North America a lot of trees, Ohio St, Michigan and Wisconsin will do away with printed media guides this year and place that information exclusively on the Internet. Putting the guides on the Internet is nothing new but not having [...]
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I haven’t done anything on food in a while, so I thought I’d post something on one of my favorite hot sauces and give you a simple recipe to try that goes great with it.
The name of the hot sauce is Sriracha(pronounced SEE-rah-chah) and is also called cock sauce or rooster sauce after the bird pictured [...]
This from a gentleman who was being interviewed about the medical costs the state of California spends on the average inmate. Petty thieves need not apply. We need hardened criminals only.
California spends $50,000 a year to jail each of its inmates and $14,000 of that is for their medical care.
That is twice the amount New [...]
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Bonnie Sweeten of Philadelphia called 911 and told the operator that her car had been rear-ended and that two black men had locked her and her 9 year old daughter in the trunk of their car and kidnapped them.
The only problem with her story is that she turned up at Disney World a day later, never [...]
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Then my line, “He can’t be gay. He’s married,” loses all its effectiveness.
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“Let’s make sure we’re all on the same page here!”
I’m sure that was the last thing said at the White House meeting before they adjourned to announce Sonia Sotomayor as the new nominee.
This is from our friends at Politico.com
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Today is the 97th anniversary of writer John Cheever’s birthday.
Now I have no idea what this guy wrote, but I do know that he did inspire one of the funniest Seinfeld scenes of all time.
From the episode The Cheever Letters.
Enjoy-
Not that there’s anything wrong with that!!
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Why is it that when a conservative rises up from hardship and poverty the left dismisses them, but when a liberal rises up from hardship and poverty the left can’t help but fall all over themselves applauding that person?
I don’t want to be dismissive of Ms. Sonia Sotomayor, but do you remember anything at all [...]
Who Knew the Hedgehog Could Coach Basketball?
Has any one ever seen Ron Jeremy and Stan Van Gundy, the coach of the NBA playoff team the Orlando Magic, in the same room together?
Except for Van Gundy being a little younger than Ron “the Hedgehog” Jeremy they could pass for identical twins.
Same build, same hair and they [...]
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“I would hope that a wise Latina woman with the richness of her experiences would more often than not reach a better conclusion [as a judge] than a white male who hasn’t lived that life.” — Judge Sonia Sotomayor, in her Judge Mario G. Olmos Law and Cultural Diversity Lecture at the University of California [...]
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