This is from the AP-

EXPORT, Pa. – Pennsylvania State Police say a man was drunk when he hopped on a lawn tractor and drove it to buy more beer.

Police say 63-year-old Ford Earl Broome, of Export, was stopped by a state trooper at about 8 p.m. on Sept. 6.

The trooper says he stopped Broome near a tavern, and that Broome smelled of alcohol and appeared to be drunk. Police say Broome denied drinking, but then acknowledged he “drank a little” before driving the tractor to a bar to buy more beer.

Police say Broome’s blood-alcohol content was about double the state’s legal limit for drivers.

Broome did not immediately return a message left at his house Friday. His preliminary hearing is Dec. 14.

These stories always bring me back to my boy Steve. At the end of the day, all Steve wants to do is get to the Oyster Shack.

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Big Ed on November 13th, 2009

Is this some kind of joke?

KhalidThis is just another case of Obama and his cast of characters wanting to treat these American hating terrorists as criminals. These Islamic Jihadists have declared war on America and should be treated as the enemy combatants that they are. This is total insanity, and really shines a light on how fucked up the liberal mindset is.

How will this trial be anything more than a circus sideshow? Mohammed will be given a forum like no other, and will be allowed to spew his hatred and warped view of Islam on the stand in the courtroom for as long as he wishes.

What if he is released on some kind of technicality? He’ll be set free here in America. You know that he can’t be deported. What country would take him? You know that he’ll have Islamic and liberal sponsors that will give him money, and allow him to plot more terror on America.

Why are they putting this trial only blocks away from where the towers went down? Haven’t the people of New York suffered enough? They’ll now be reliving the tragedy every day until the trial is over. Why didn’t they put this shit in Chicago? After all, if this is what Obama and his Chicago cronies want, why not put the trial in his own backyard? Leave the New Yorkers out of this mess.

You know that most of the ACLU is having a hard on over this decision. They get a double bonus on this one. They get the chance to get this mass murderer off, with the bonus of listening to someone who shares their hatred of America and its values.

By the way, how much is this mess going to cost us tax payers? I guess I really shouldn’t worry too much about that. Obama has a printing press in the White House basement running 24/7. We have plenty of money to support Obama and Eric Holder’s warped since of American justice.

Wake Up People!!

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Big Ed on November 12th, 2009

What a combo! Two things men enjoy, tits and golf.

golf-bra

Lingerie company Triumph’s newest conception is this crazy green bra that transforms into a putting green. If you get a ball into the boob hole, a built-in speaker says: “Nice shot!”

The golf bra can be easily removed any time the wearer wants to practice some topless Read the rest of this entry »

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Big Ed on November 12th, 2009

It’s Alive! It’s Alive! It’s Alive! The reports of the death of fiscal conservatism were greatly exaggerated!!

And what is up with democrats claiming that the most important race of the evening was the 23 district up there in Canada? Hell they’re not even Americans. How do they get a representative in the US Congress anyway?

Any one want to bet that district in New York will go conservative in 2010?

The biggest win was in New Jersey. One of the bluest states there is. Christie wasn’t even that good of a candidate and he kicked Corzine’s ASS!!

New Jersey is the most taxed state in the country. They are also bleeding jobs and dead broke.

Wake Up People. Liberal policies of tax and spend do not work. Revenue goes down when you raise taxes. Rich people leave when you raise taxes. Companies leave when you raise taxes. It is a tried and true recipe for failure, but the left continues to push the redistribution of wealth.

Make no mistake about it. Liberal/state-ists/socialists will not be satisfied until we are all lower middle class. That is their goal. Their belief is that we will all be lower middle class, but we’ll be equal. We’ll all have the same medical care, the same education, the same housing and the same miserable lives that don’t reward the productive and reward the looters!! Poor people DO NOT create jobs.

Thanks for letting me get that off my chest. I feel better know!!

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The man-made global warming crowd doesn’t understand that weather can’t be controlled by having government raise your taxes, take your job and dictate your life.

Weather works in cycles and always has. Wake Up People!

Cartoon - Green and Lean

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Big Ed on November 12th, 2009

Dick’s Sporting Goods’ web site is NOT dicks.com.

penis

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Big Ed on November 12th, 2009

Dear Casey,

It was another boring night in Knoxville when me and two of my UT football buddies decided to commit ARMED ROBBERY on some dudes in a 1998 Hyundai Elantra at a Pilot gas staion, and surprise surprise the guys driving the 1998 Hyundai Elantra didn’t have any money.

Well, we were arrested with the gun and some pot and we face some STIFF jail time.

So Casey could you please play ‘What Was I Thinking?’ by Dierks Bentley as a long distance dedication to my gay sex virginity, because it will soon be long gone.

Thank you Casey.

Sincerely, Nu’Keese Richardson

You’ve got it Nu’Keese. Here’s Dierks with ‘What Was I Thinking?’



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Big Ed on November 12th, 2009

Let me  see if I understand all  this….

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER  ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12  YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN  BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE  DETAINED INDEFINITELY.


IF YOU  CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER, YOU GET  SHOT.

IF  YOU CROSS THE TURKEY BORDER ILLEGALLY,  YOU SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN  PRISON!


BUT, IF  YOU CROSS THE U..S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU  GET:
A  DRIVERS LICENSE A SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE, FOOD STAMPS AND FREE  HEALTH CARE?

Oh well sure.  That makes perfect  sense.

vote democrat

Thanks to Bulldog Greg!

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Texas Tech Player's Bitch?

Texas Tech Player's Bitch?

Apparently Coach Leach has it out for one of his player’s ‘fat little girlfriends.’ He mentions her four times in this press conference after last weeks loss to Texas A&M.

I hate to go all grammar patrol on Coach Leach, but isn’t the ‘fat little’ in ‘fat little girlfriend’ an oxymoron?

The only thing that I can figure out is that the referenced football player must be dating an Oompa-Loompa.

I just can’t wait for the CFGLAD, Colllege Football Gay and Lesbian Advocates and Defenders, to come out and chastise Coach Leach for not singling out any ‘fat little boyfriends.’

The best part of this whole situation is that Coach Leach has refused to apologize for the remarks. Quite an accomplishment in this world of political correctness.

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Big Ed on October 29th, 2009

obama prez dispenser

It’s time to take your medicine!!

Pelosi is pulled so tight that watching her is like watching a Hitchcock film. You know something is fixing to unravel you’re just not sure when it will happen. One day that stitch that holds her face up is going to give, and then God help us all!

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Big Ed on October 27th, 2009

When it comes to Afghanistan, what are President Obama’s priorities? Giving the troops the resources they need to win the war or going to fundraising events?
The president called Afghanistan a war of necessity. He said victory was vital to our security. He hand picked the general that has made recommendations back in AUGUST to add 40,000 troops to secure the country . 55 men and women have died there this month. The deadliest of the whole campaign. Get your finger out of the air Mr President and make a decision!! Governing is not something you do by polls and trends.
What the f—.
WAKE UP PEOPLE!!

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Big Ed on October 27th, 2009

Thanks for sticking with me folks.

I’m launching a new business, and it is eating up quite a bit of my time.

Hopefully when I get it up and running, I will have more time to write!!

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Big Ed on October 23rd, 2009

Enjoy-

Thx to Kent N!!

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Big Ed on October 20th, 2009

Except my congressman Dr Tom Price.

obama ass

Thx to Doug B!!

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Big Ed on October 18th, 2009

I’m an Atlanta native (yes there are 8 of us including my wife), I wrote this to the folks I’m in a suicide pool with in Chicago. Think SNL 1990-

Da mighty Falcons are going to destroy da pathetic Bears.
Unless da Bears can clone 53 little angry Ditkas by game time, da Falcons are going to win four hundred and eighty seven to tree! Da only reason da Bears score tree is dat Ditka is activated at half time and he kicks a hundred yard field goal wid no time left. By den use guys will have cried in ya beerz and ya canna pop, and on ya sassage sammiches and Sliders, and will be thinkin’ bout hangin’ yaself in da grach. So use Chicagoans get used to it. Da Falcons are goin’ to kick some Bear behind!! Mare Richie will be ashamed to show his face in da local Jewels!! So go ahead and drink some beerz maybe a cuppa too-tree, ya goin’ to need dem!!
Chicago slang translator into southern: tree=three, canna pop= a coke, sassage sammiches=sausage biscuit, Sliders=hamburger at White Castle they’re like a Krystal, grach=garage; Mare Richie= Chicago Mayor Richard Daley; Jewels= Publix, cuppa too-tree= a couple two maybe three!!

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